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value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rLdQ3UhLoD4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-6352524033613099477?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/6352524033613099477/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=6352524033613099477' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/6352524033613099477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-883293752490128825</id><published>2009-04-17T10:08:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-17T10:12:02.087-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cleveland!</title><content type='html'>"Cleveland leads the nation in drifters."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ysmLA5TqbIY&amp;color1=0x333366&amp;color2=0x666699&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ysmLA5TqbIY&amp;color1=0x333366&amp;color2=0x666699&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-7595088184033458541</id><published>2009-04-05T20:16:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-06T19:50:12.081-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Come On Eileen</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RXLHUThBib8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RXLHUThBib8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-7595088184033458541?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/7595088184033458541/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=7595088184033458541' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/7595088184033458541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/7595088184033458541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/04/come-on-eileen.html' title='Come On Eileen'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-8653576326511381452</id><published>2009-04-02T21:25:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T21:51:51.273-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Convinced</title><content type='html'>It's Logic!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xi8q9jeyfeo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xi8q9jeyfeo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OMG! This guy is a goldmine of quotes. This next video is even better than the first. Yeah, just skip that first one and watch this and learn. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iaZBSZ0xbfk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iaZBSZ0xbfk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh god, it keeps getting better! His visual metaphors are to die for.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J-2dtAun06c&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J-2dtAun06c&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-8653576326511381452?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/8653576326511381452/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=8653576326511381452' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/8653576326511381452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/8653576326511381452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/04/im-convinced.html' title='I&apos;m Convinced'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-6368224090318327793</id><published>2009-04-02T20:14:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T20:16:28.364-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Everyone Loves Eight Minute Abs</title><content type='html'>These exercises are safe and effective, and they are fun!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kfjaoe0MYBs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kfjaoe0MYBs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-6368224090318327793?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/6368224090318327793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=6368224090318327793' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/6368224090318327793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/6368224090318327793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/04/everyone-loves-eight-minute-abs.html' title='Everyone Loves Eight Minute Abs'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-247670586024078540</id><published>2009-03-31T14:00:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-31T14:00:51.075-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Put It In Me</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7LQpRQh2KSQ&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7LQpRQh2KSQ&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" 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href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/put-it-in-me.html' title='Put It In Me'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-6455717209173805799</id><published>2009-03-29T21:50:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-29T21:54:01.034-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hula Vader</title><content type='html'>I found this on Boing Boing. While watching it I started to think it looked familiar, and by the end realized it is filmed in Austin on south IH35 going to the Metropolitan movie theater. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=68975" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"&gt; &lt;param name="flashvars" value="intl_lang=en-us&amp;amp;photo_secret=a80915961b&amp;amp;photo_id=3379790266"&gt;&lt;/param&gt; &lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=68975"&gt;&lt;/param&gt; &lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"&gt;&lt;/param&gt; &lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=68975" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="intl_lang=en-us&amp;amp;photo_secret=a80915961b&amp;amp;photo_id=3379790266" height="300" width="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-6455717209173805799?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/6455717209173805799/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=6455717209173805799' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/6455717209173805799'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/6455717209173805799'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/hula-vader.html' title='Hula Vader'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-4205331368828829284</id><published>2009-03-28T17:36:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T17:37:37.006-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Juiced: OJ Simpson Prank Show</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jJ-n-mJQjoQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jJ-n-mJQjoQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-4205331368828829284?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/4205331368828829284/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=4205331368828829284' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/4205331368828829284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/4205331368828829284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/get-juiced-oj-simpson-prank-show.html' title='Juiced: OJ Simpson Prank Show'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-1822661836099802368</id><published>2009-03-28T16:40:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T16:47:01.948-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Boxxy</title><content type='html'>Old news to meme followers, this chicklet swept the imagination of countless creepy dudes. Yeah!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VcydqSpYN00&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VcydqSpYN00&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And of course, the obligatory remix.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N0XgfBI8ke8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N0XgfBI8ke8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But Wait, it gets better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6xDO6CH7yX4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6xDO6CH7yX4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-1822661836099802368?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/1822661836099802368/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=1822661836099802368' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/1822661836099802368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/1822661836099802368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/boxxy.html' title='Boxxy'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-3223326296900440844</id><published>2009-03-28T16:32:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T16:34:44.933-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Rube Golberg Cadbury Egg Smasher</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vrCb_fNmSTA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vrCb_fNmSTA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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Bush</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WAk77Kr_OwQ&amp;color1=0x333366&amp;color2=0x666699&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WAk77Kr_OwQ&amp;color1=0x333366&amp;color2=0x666699&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-6913134955801134684?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/6913134955801134684/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=6913134955801134684' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/6913134955801134684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/6913134955801134684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/trim-bush.html' title='Trim The Bush'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-6619659358318897186</id><published>2009-03-21T08:57:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-21T08:58:47.630-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Das Uber Dork</title><content type='html'>I couldn't stop looking at the room he is in and thinking about the lifestyle this kid leads. 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Hummingbirds'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-9057900473230281831</id><published>2009-03-15T10:45:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-16T16:09:10.484-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Turtle Loves Shoe</title><content type='html'>The best part is at the end where he goes to cuddle and his girlfriend has no head.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zDiR7UxI8Ow&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zDiR7UxI8Ow&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;apparently this is not a rare occurrence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wa1_K_Su1BA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wa1_K_Su1BA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LmL3R8QOwpI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LmL3R8QOwpI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7eVteH2XES4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7eVteH2XES4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-9057900473230281831?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/9057900473230281831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=9057900473230281831' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/9057900473230281831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/9057900473230281831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/turtle-loves-shoe.html' title='Turtle Loves Shoe'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-4722532854532278646</id><published>2009-03-14T20:54:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-14T23:06:30.308-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Parry Gripp: Genius Or Idiot?</title><content type='html'>I vote genius.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SMWi7CLoZ2Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SMWi7CLoZ2Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X2F4EFYM_MA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X2F4EFYM_MA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-4722532854532278646?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-6838266465630900329</id><published>2009-03-14T20:23:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-14T20:25:35.573-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Interior Crocodile Alligator</title><content type='html'>Hey, if you haven't seen it it is still new right? This apparently swept the webtubes back in the oh seven.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XnMDrv8Mx3E&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XnMDrv8Mx3E&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-6838266465630900329?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/6838266465630900329/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=6838266465630900329' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/6838266465630900329'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/6838266465630900329'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/interior-crocodile-alligator.html' title='Interior Crocodile Alligator'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-5636070951891740100</id><published>2009-03-13T13:23:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-13T13:23:52.690-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Makes Me Want A Prius</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="450" height="370"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/a4c_1236803419"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/a4c_1236803419" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-5636070951891740100?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-5786177653191857772</id><published>2009-03-13T12:38:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-13T12:40:48.032-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Reason For Camera Phones</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="450" height="370"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/3b7_1236827681"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/3b7_1236827681" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-5786177653191857772?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/5786177653191857772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=5786177653191857772' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/5786177653191857772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/5786177653191857772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/reason-for-camera-phones.html' title='The Reason For Camera Phones'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-1614387016001483996</id><published>2009-03-12T14:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-12T14:59:16.515-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Six YouTube Classics Reenacted In Two Minutes</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/btS3iuA6Xoo&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/btS3iuA6Xoo&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-1614387016001483996?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/1614387016001483996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=1614387016001483996' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/1614387016001483996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/1614387016001483996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/six-youtube-classics-reenacted-in-two.html' title='Six YouTube Classics Reenacted In Two 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src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pm9L60YBj3s&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;showsearch=0&amp;showinfo=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-4850478961847507227?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/4850478961847507227/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=4850478961847507227' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/4850478961847507227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/4850478961847507227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/32-songs-in-8-minutes.html' title='32 Songs In 8 Minutes'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-9179229522092538408</id><published>2009-03-11T16:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-11T16:16:33.683-05:00</updated><title type='text'>RC Phone F1</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FiLoANg6nNY&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FiLoANg6nNY&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-9179229522092538408?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/9179229522092538408/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=9179229522092538408' 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There are no commercials and barely an extra breath taken by the host. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lRSl-hnlh60&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lRSl-hnlh60&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-8860007767167656803?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/8860007767167656803/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=8860007767167656803' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/8860007767167656803'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/8860007767167656803'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/what-buck.html' title='What The Buck?'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-7190072471544402995</id><published>2009-03-03T08:27:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-03-03T08:30:11.934-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Let Me See You Shake Your Tailfeathers</title><content type='html'>Unfortunately he never actually shakes his tailfeathers, though he does have some pretty good moves. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="512" height="322"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.34" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="AllowScriptAccess" VALUE="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashVars" value="id=12035368&amp;vid=4489941&amp;lang=en-us&amp;intl=us&amp;thumbUrl=http%3A//l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sch/cn/video01/4489941_rnd98861644_19.jpg&amp;embed=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.34" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512" height="322" allowFullScreen="true" AllowScriptAccess="always" bgcolor="#000000" flashVars="id=12035368&amp;vid=4489941&amp;lang=en-us&amp;intl=us&amp;thumbUrl=http%3A//l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sch/cn/video01/4489941_rnd98861644_19.jpg&amp;embed=1" &gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4489941/12035368"&gt;Bird Shakes His Tailfeather&lt;/a&gt; @ &lt;a href="http://video.yahoo.com" &gt;Yahoo! Video&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-7190072471544402995?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/7190072471544402995/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=7190072471544402995' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/7190072471544402995'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/7190072471544402995'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/let-me-see-you-shake-your-tailfeathers.html' title='Let Me See You Shake Your Tailfeathers'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-3750770716963793996</id><published>2009-03-02T23:26:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T23:28:01.979-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I Had No Idea</title><content type='html'>Airplane! Turns out to be an almost scene-for-scene remake of the 1957 film Zero Hour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/q__vuyH1JEI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/q__vuyH1JEI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-3750770716963793996?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/3750770716963793996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=3750770716963793996' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/3750770716963793996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/3750770716963793996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-had-no-idea.html' title='I Had No Idea'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-3966778537767189238</id><published>2009-03-02T23:15:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T23:16:57.562-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Someone Get This Kid Some Nitrous</title><content type='html'>He was a lot more interesting whacked out of his skull after dental surgery.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q6gSANdYxxI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q6gSANdYxxI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-3966778537767189238?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/3966778537767189238/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=3966778537767189238' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/3966778537767189238'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/3966778537767189238'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/someone-get-this-kid-some-nitrous.html' title='Someone Get This Kid Some Nitrous'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-6226739494834065082</id><published>2009-03-02T22:53:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T23:00:36.294-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Creepy</title><content type='html'>She is creepy. You are creepy for watching it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gty73p4AYuA&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gty73p4AYuA&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. She has lots more videos, and she does talk in some, but it is some sort of gibberish language.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-6226739494834065082?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/6226739494834065082/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=6226739494834065082' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/6226739494834065082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/6226739494834065082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/creepy.html' title='Creepy'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-4081195775267767755</id><published>2009-03-02T18:48:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T18:55:48.411-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Hockey Is For Dicks</title><content type='html'>Legs or no legs these guys are douchebags.&lt;br /&gt;Hockey is fun to watch and all, but why don't these guys go to jail? Normal people who solve their differences by hitting go to jail. Why are hockey players exempt from this rule? Seriously.&lt;br /&gt;Bonus: Funny&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HNSqcyWc2zM&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HNSqcyWc2zM&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-4081195775267767755?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/4081195775267767755/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=4081195775267767755' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/4081195775267767755'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/4081195775267767755'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/03/hockey-is-for-dicks.html' title='Hockey Is For Dicks'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-4883646941108679910</id><published>2009-02-28T09:41:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-02-28T09:48:04.898-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Shave Your Back Yourself</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sq8xvuzZmA0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sq8xvuzZmA0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Electric version&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RP-RTRCacLI&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RP-RTRCacLI&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And a combination of the two&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DWoXgJDW9ss&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DWoXgJDW9ss&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" 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href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/02/shave-your-back-yourself.html' title='Shave Your Back Yourself'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-4348771387947966310</id><published>2009-02-28T08:39:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-02-28T08:39:38.816-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Sleep Walking Dog</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="450" height="370"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/b57_1235804448"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/b57_1235804448" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6102775097227232607-4348771387947966310?l=theartificialhipster.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/feeds/4348771387947966310/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6102775097227232607&amp;postID=4348771387947966310' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/4348771387947966310'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6102775097227232607/posts/default/4348771387947966310'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theartificialhipster.blogspot.com/2009/02/sleep-walking-dog.html' title='Sleep Walking Dog'/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13467362956829781811</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hMTP5n0cTE/SfUH8JHltpI/AAAAAAAAAVE/h5cXUG4qJsk/S220/artificialhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102775097227232607.post-6284017525485450077</id><published>2009-02-28T08:30:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-02-28T08:31:23.789-06:00</updated><title type='text'>See Thru Fish Head</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RM9o4VnfHJU&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" 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type='text'>Weird Al Takes On The Economy, T.I. 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